The weekend, plus a day, by the numbers

4
Days since I've updated this blog.

18
Times I thought to myself, "Hey, you should update your blog, asshole."

22
New shrubs, bushes, and other foliages planted in our side yard, which refuses to grow grass (we'll defeat you, you dastardly yard! We'll just mulch your dead, non-growing expanse! Ha!)

3
Pieces of mail I received with glitter and/or a funny photo (ride the chicken indeed, you-know-who-you-are!) on them yesterday.

27
Years I've had to hear about the

1
Day I was born, which was

Yesterday.
Happy birthday to me!

3 comments:

  1. Glad the card amused you. :)

     
  2. Happy (belated) Birthday! Mwah!

     
  3. Hey! Happy belated birthday!!